My aunt makes a calendar in iPhoto every year and gives them out for christmas and they have everyone's birthday on them and stuff and the pictures are always of her travels and January 2014's picture is of my cousin teaching African children how to fist bump and showing them pictures on his iPhone and it makes me feel like the White Devil every time I look at it but that's life I guess
let me guess- you have dark hair, a short beard, you wear glasses sometimes, there's at least one picture of you on a mountain or holding an animal, and you think we'd get along because I seem "really genuine and open"
Someone at work gave me a big hunk of fancy cheese and I just googled it and apparently its flavors are "of butterscotch and grass with notes of whisky and almonds." I'm not joking. I don't understand cheese anymore.