May 2013
“Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to...”
– Charles Bukowski (via minujin)
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“Everybody speaks an entirely different language, that’s really what it amounts...”
– Frank O’Connor (via likeafieldmouse)
April 2013
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Nothing is worse than waiting for freezepops to...
i got a haircut
sivi: you're too cute now
sivi: it's like....
sivi: radioactivity
sivi: I gotta put on my cute suit
sivi: *zips up*
sivi: there we go
sivi: now I'm impervious
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7 pm is probably a little late to take a nap, yah?
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me: I feel like I want to carve all of my skin off
sivi: I think you're dehydrated or need to poop
me: I tell you that I want to carve all of my skin off and your solution is that I should try to poop?
sivi: It always makes me feel better, at least
beaucoupshade:
fighting the urge to buy a pack of cigs so hard.
me too, me too. stay strong and drink a beer.
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March 2013
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claydols:
sext: i brushed the crumbs off of my bed just for you
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how my family operates
mom: Dad and I might life a pint at Mr. Dooley's later, care to join?
my mom: I went 4 hours without the internet and I almost had a panic attack
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I don't understand why I'm not related to Ryan...
me: did you take our saucepan somewhere?
sue: check the dishwasher
me: you're so wise. like an oracle
sue: I should be pope
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where can I get a bullet bra and some mary janes?...
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witneyhouston:
i automatically like any show/documentary about intravenous drug use
