Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to...– Charles Bukowski (via minujin)
Everybody speaks an entirely different language, that’s really what it amounts...– Frank O’Connor (via likeafieldmouse)
Nothing is worse than waiting for freezepops to...
i got a haircut
sivi: you're too cute now
sivi: it's like....
sivi: I gotta put on my cute suit
sivi: *zips up*
sivi: there we go
sivi: now I'm impervious
7 pm is probably a little late to take a nap, yah?
me: I feel like I want to carve all of my skin off
sivi: I think you're dehydrated or need to poop
me: I tell you that I want to carve all of my skin off and your solution is that I should try to poop?
sivi: It always makes me feel better, at least
beaucoupshade: fighting the urge to buy a pack of cigs so hard. me too, me too. stay strong and drink a beer.
claydols: sext: i brushed the crumbs off of my bed just for you
how my family operates
mom: Dad and I might life a pint at Mr. Dooley's later, care to join?
my mom: I went 4 hours without the internet and I almost had a panic attack
I don't understand why I'm not related to Ryan...
me: did you take our saucepan somewhere?
sue: check the dishwasher
me: you're so wise. like an oracle
sue: I should be pope
where can I get a bullet bra and some mary janes?...
witneyhouston: i automatically like any show/documentary about intravenous drug use