August 2010
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Fall To-Do List:
1) keep all of my plants alive
2) one hour of cardio a day
3) acquire upper body strength
4) don’t sleep with anyone until i’ve known them for a month
5) vitamins
6) new boots
7) keep my room clean
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try not to freak out or flip any cars or anything
starlaraesofsunshine asked: Aight you might hate me after this but I can't help it:
Waking up…
…and finding no toothpaste in the house, makes sarah an unhappy girl.
Dude just brush your teeth with a bottle of jack!
Waking up…
…and finding no toothpaste in the house, makes sarah an unhappy girl.
Dude just brush your teeth with a bottle of jack!
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Waking up...
…and finding no toothpaste in the house, makes sarah an unhappy girl.
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why i love south park
Bebe: you guys still want to go ice skating after school?
Wendy: oh. no. thats okay bebe. you might slip and then we'd be sucked into your huge gaping vagina like ants into a vacuum cleaner. *cough cough* slut
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“People don’t want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their...”
– Chuck Palahniuk
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From what i've read so far...
…of the Marquis De Sade’s “Philosophy in the Bedroom,” i’ve decided that he wasn’t really all that kinky. he was just an atheist who really liked buttsex.
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