1) keep all of my plants alive
2) one hour of cardio a day
3) acquire upper body strength
4) don’t sleep with anyone until i’ve known them for a month
6) new boots
7) keep my room clean
try not to freak out or flip any cars or anything
i literally just L-O-Led when i read this. why didn’t i think of that?!
…and finding no toothpaste in the house, makes sarah an unhappy girl.
…of the Marquis De Sade’s “Philosophy in the Bedroom,” i’ve decided that he wasn’t really all that kinky. he was just an atheist who really liked buttsex.
well thank you! it’s always nice to hear that someone likes what i like. and yah, letters rule
i’m black and blue baby, i love you
"beat my guest" by Adam Ant. dope song.
…were made for my body. being skinny with bodacious hips, it is usually hard to find jeans that fit me, but holy crap gap got it right. props gap.