i had a dream where an anonymous person from tumblr mailed me pictures of his dick and a doll made from mummified toes, no lie.
so if you’re a creepy toe-doll-making serial killer or something, i’d really like to know, because it means i’m psychic and i can milk that shit for a lot of money on TV.
my stomach hates me.
awwww happy birthday to him, then! wow, he’s gettin up there in years, eh? kind of hard to believe that the man who once played Shaggy in scooby doo could ever live to be over forty.